Meet the Crash
Hyper-advanced aliens might not have to send their interstellar battle fleet to conquer Earth, it might only take three bored undergraduate aliens with borrowed lab equipment.
Cool band:
I Monster
Check out 'Lust for a Vampyr' and 'Daydream in Blue'. Not sure how to describe them.
Hyper-advanced aliens might not have to send their interstellar battle fleet to conquer Earth, it might only take three bored undergraduate aliens with borrowed lab equipment.
WoW Cancellation Tantrum: Kirby remix.
Further proof that the Japanese can make anything more awesome.
I'm no hero. Never was, never will be. I'm just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.
I just realized something.
On another forum, the users were talking about breaking and entering tactics, which included a review of problems and opportunities stemming from the caveat of "...unless there's a dog."
The usual advice of "bring beggin' strips" and "don't wear milkbone underwear" were provided, but I remembered a Mythbusters episode about distracting guard dogs, and they determined they could lock a guard dog down with 100% reliability for an indefinite period by presenting them with urine from a bitch in heat.
I was initially misunderstood as the first reponse was "I'm not putting dog urine on my underwear". So, we had to get into a discussion of the proper usage and deployment of dog urine, which including extrapolating what's going on in the dog's mind when presented with urine.
Everyone always says that a dog is 'marking their territory' when peeing on things, as though it's supposed to scare off cats or other dogs or something.
I think what's actually happening, is the equivalent of browsing then posting to the craigslist Erotic Services page. Like, when the dog's snuffing around, he's all like "Any hot bitches up in dis joint?" and then when he pees he's all like "Well, I'ma holla at 'em anyways."
TL;DR - Dog Pee is Dog Twitter for Dog Sex.
Hyper-advanced aliens might not have to send their interstellar battle fleet to conquer Earth, it might only take three bored undergraduate aliens with borrowed lab equipment.
I don't have a link for this, but Heroes of Might & Magic V is on for $5 on Steam this weekend. The two expansion packs are also $5.
"Hey, you! If you meet a beautiful, seductive woman who's looking for me, tell her 'hi.' Anyway, I don't think a woman like that would be looking for me." -Guy in Fourside Hotel
China banning Gold Farming?
Like, honestly? I honestly thought that the Chinese Government was the one
running the gold farming.
Hyper-advanced aliens might not have to send their interstellar battle fleet to conquer Earth, it might only take three bored undergraduate aliens with borrowed lab equipment.
Great for reading a book, eating a snack...
Hyper-advanced aliens might not have to send their interstellar battle fleet to conquer Earth, it might only take three bored undergraduate aliens with borrowed lab equipment.
How the heck did PS3 games go from so lame to so
awesome so quickly?
"Hey, you! If you meet a beautiful, seductive woman who's looking for me, tell her 'hi.' Anyway, I don't think a woman like that would be looking for me." -Guy in Fourside Hotel
First Annual Gamertag Awards
I don't know why, but the one I found funniest was "BobFromAccounting". I wish I had a gamertag like that.
Hyper-advanced aliens might not have to send their interstellar battle fleet to conquer Earth, it might only take three bored undergraduate aliens with borrowed lab equipment.