I feel like that video might be more awesome played in reverse...
"Hey, you! If you meet a beautiful, seductive woman who's looking for me, tell her 'hi.' Anyway, I don't think a woman like that would be looking for me." -Guy in Fourside Hotel
This is what a locust-level swarm of ladybugs looks like.
Noel says:
YOUR MOM IS A PARADOX OF HICKORY SMOKED HORSE BUTTHOLES
That is AWESOME. I'd love to let em crawl all over my arm.
"Hey, you! If you meet a beautiful, seductive woman who's looking for me, tell her 'hi.' Anyway, I don't think a woman like that would be looking for me." -Guy in Fourside Hotel
Get up, eat breakfast and get ready for work in 5 minutes. Courtesy of those wacky Japanese.
I'm no hero. Never was, never will be. I'm just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.
This iSofa shit is awesome.
Fun with toothpaste. Noel says:
YOUR MOM IS A PARADOX OF HICKORY SMOKED HORSE BUTTHOLES
Moonwalking bird (not trained, does it as part of a mating ritual).
Crazy baseball bat trick.
When community theatre does a Kill Bill style fighting scene. (I don't know if the main character is a guy or girl).
Noel says:
YOUR MOM IS A PARADOX OF HICKORY SMOKED HORSE BUTTHOLES
And you thought japanese WW2 pilots were batshit insane? A recent
Badass of the Week was an American WW2 pilot who, when chasing a japanese spyplane in adverse conditions, found his guns weren't working. Since he couldn't shoot the plane down, he pulled alongside and
chewed its tail up with his propellor.
O_o
Noel says:
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